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| Born on:
Jul 21, 1971 |
| Born in:
Watertown, South Dakota |
| Day job:
Angry Clown |
| Height:
5'9" |
| Weight:
137 |
| Category:
3 |
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Andreas Fischer was born under mysterious circumstances sometime in the
70s. He spent his early life in Butte, Montana, the home of daredevil performer Evil Knievel. Andreas was cared for
by Knievel's mother's pastor and his wife who
gave Andreas his name. Credible sources speculate in fact that Andreas
is the illegitimate son of Evil Knievel, a possibility on which Mister
Knievel refused to comment right up until his death last year.
Andreas’s early childhood was filled with turmoil most likely due to
the erratic context that the Rhinestone cowboy life of Butte provided.
For a bit of calm (or as some claim for a certain family member to
escape mounting gambling debt) the Fischer family moved to Iowa where
Andreas developed a deep and calming attachment to his bicycle - since there was little else to occupy his time. Over the years
his cycling obsession continued right along side his passion for attempting to perfect the
making of potato, apple, and corn based alcoholic beverages, and the
occasional evening of sitting alone in a dark room listening over and
over again to Abba's “Winner Takes it All.” Today he is highly
fortunate to have been granted membership to the Vitaminwater-Trek
Cycling team and hopes to use its reputation to improve
his somewhat questionable standing in the community.
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RACE IMAGES
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RACE REPORTS
Snake Alley, Mellon City Criterium, the Quad Cities Criterium, cupcakes and beer! |
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